Wednesday, January 28, 2009

You know you a WACK ass Bitch when...

I told yall this one was coming... now you kno the well awaited

you kno you a wack ass bitch when...

- your favorite song is "Independent" but you dont have your own house or car.... u dont have a job, work hard... and ur not a bad broad!... its funny how every girl get hype to this song but they dont even meet the qualifications to be independent

- When yo boyfriend paid for the birthday gift u bought him...

- you tellin every guy your a virgin but your clearly not

- When you and your friend go out matching... all the cool kids r laughing at you

- When you can CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY see the difference between your weave and your real hair. even from a distance

- when you are 24 years old and have yet to move out of your parents house

- if you wear zillions to prom... but maybe put a cute clip in that shit

- when you fightin other females over a nigga... when YOUR the other woman. matter of fact... your a wack ass bitch for being the other woman at all! find ur own...

- when you trappin a nigga by havin his baby! and incase you didnt kno... HE WILL STILL LEAVE YOU!

- When in every picture you take you got sumthin of someone elses on...

- now no disrespect to any homosexual people. but we all kno there are alot of girls out here being PLAY GAY cuz they think its cute. well its not and its disrespectful to all the real gay people who r not out here frontin

- When you a hoe but you still liein about who you had sex wit. now u just a sneaky hoe

- if you rely on your man for EVERYTHING... then what you gonna do when he leave yo ass for the next girl who actually HAS something

- when you wearin clothes that are about 3 sizes to small... yes we can tell! cuz yo pants always look like u got a wedgie!

-when you got a belly ring but your clearly not in shape to be showin your stomach

- if you think you in a relationship with a nigga but you only see him at night. NEWS FLASH:: your just fuckin!!!

-When you call yourself a model but all you really do is take pictures just like every other girl...

-if you think Red Lobster is a fancy restaurant

- when your just a studio hoe...

- when you dont bring NO money 2 the club because you SURE you gonna be free b4 11pm

-when its snowin outside and yo ass still goes to the club with no coat... you are no longer the cute girl you are the COLD girl. I will GIVE you $3 for coat check

-if you kno your man is cheating on you... but you just dont say shit.

well thats it...

if ya dont kno now ya kno!

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Current Jamz::
"Bricks" -Gucci

Quote of the Day::
"ok I will come... but I doubt you need company with all them bootys in your face lol"



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4 comments:

FASHIONiseveryWEAR said...

Omg omg omg LOL! This is soooo on point!

bee!! said...

too true.
hey girl =)

Indiana Grind said...
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YouAreWack said...

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