I told yall this one was coming... now you kno the well awaited
you kno you a wack ass bitch when...
- your favorite song is "Independent" but you dont have your own house or car.... u dont have a job, work hard... and ur not a bad broad!... its funny how every girl get hype to this song but they dont even meet the qualifications to be independent
- When yo boyfriend paid for the birthday gift u bought him...
- you tellin every guy your a virgin but your clearly not
- When you and your friend go out matching... all the cool kids r laughing at you
- When you can CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY see the difference between your weave and your real hair. even from a distance
- when you are 24 years old and have yet to move out of your parents house
- if you wear zillions to prom... but maybe put a cute clip in that shit
- when you fightin other females over a nigga... when YOUR the other woman. matter of fact... your a wack ass bitch for being the other woman at all! find ur own...
- when you trappin a nigga by havin his baby! and incase you didnt kno... HE WILL STILL LEAVE YOU!
- When in every picture you take you got sumthin of someone elses on...
- now no disrespect to any homosexual people. but we all kno there are alot of girls out here being PLAY GAY cuz they think its cute. well its not and its disrespectful to all the real gay people who r not out here frontin
- When you a hoe but you still liein about who you had sex wit. now u just a sneaky hoe
- if you rely on your man for EVERYTHING... then what you gonna do when he leave yo ass for the next girl who actually HAS something
- when you wearin clothes that are about 3 sizes to small... yes we can tell! cuz yo pants always look like u got a wedgie!
-when you got a belly ring but your clearly not in shape to be showin your stomach
- if you think you in a relationship with a nigga but you only see him at night. NEWS FLASH:: your just fuckin!!!
-When you call yourself a model but all you really do is take pictures just like every other girl...
-if you think Red Lobster is a fancy restaurant
- when your just a studio hoe...
- when you dont bring NO money 2 the club because you SURE you gonna be free b4 11pm
-when its snowin outside and yo ass still goes to the club with no coat... you are no longer the cute girl you are the COLD girl. I will GIVE you $3 for coat check
-if you kno your man is cheating on you... but you just dont say shit.
well thats it...
if ya dont kno now ya kno!
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Current Jamz::
"Bricks" -Gucci
Quote of the Day::
"ok I will come... but I doubt you need company with all them bootys in your face lol"
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
You know you a WACK ass Bitch when...
Posted by Laura at 9:24 PM 4 comments
Monday, January 26, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
is it ok to cry..
I'm honestly a naturally emotional person. I cant help it... I wear my heart on my sleeve. When I'm upset I'm REALLY upset. When I get happy I get SUPER happy. When I love I love HARD. and when it hurts it hurts BAD. and yea sometimes I freak out and just pour all my emotions out at once. My thing is... you kno some people tell you things like "oh no dont cry its not worth it" or "crying doesnt solve anything" while others tell you to let it out. WHAT DO I DO! like honestly sometimes I just feel like I need to just cry. I hate letting people see me cry... thats a no no. but damnit sometimes if you have pent up emotion it becomes to much. I just figure damnit it might not actually solve anything but it sure as hell can make you feel alot better just by not keeping it inside. I'm not gonna feel bad for cryin sometimes. or getting emotional... cuz at the end of the day I'd much rather have these feelings and emotions then be heartless and have none at all. so I'm a little sad right now... it sucks to be misunderstood. especially when you cant fix it. but my mom always tells me... there is a end to everything. which means every pain, hurt, and heartbreak will eventually be over. thats a good way to think about things. I love my mom :D
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Current Jamz::
"I wish I never met you" - Trina
Quote of the Day::
"however long the night, the dawn will break"
Posted by Laura at 12:46 AM 3 comments
Sunday, January 18, 2009
You kno you a weak ass nigga when....
I'm sorry I just felt this necessary. maybe this will inspire some of these young men to get it together and stop being a weak ass.
you kno you a weak ass nigga when....
- when you are LEASING a nice ass car but you still stay in your moms basement (note I said leasing and not buying)
- When you are a... lets just say "hustler" but you still walkin around the mall with NO BAGS!
- When you and yo girl get to the end of the drive thru at wendys and you "left yo wallet at home"
- when you are STILL doin ALL YOU CAN 2 keep them white forces crispy that you bought 3 years ago
- When you cant go a damn day without using something yo girl bought or gave to you but she goes everyday without using anything you bought her
- when you use this weak ass excuse for gettin caught up on facebook "my boy got my password and he just be doin stuff on my page"
- when you keep sayin you gonna go back to school but you been sayin that since you left school 4 years ago!
- when you come at a girl talkin about you got a range... but when its time to go out she gotta pick you up... because your "range" is conveniently in the shop.
- when one of the 1st things you tell a girl is that you "got a record deal"...like most people DONT lie about that...
- When there is always a convenient excuse when your weak-assness shows
- now its ok to talk during sex... but when you KEEP asking if she likes it. thats some weak shit. just DO IT! are you trying to re-assure yourself???
- When you are a FB groupie... if you find the girl attractive more than likely there are 10 more guys that day who thought the same and sent her the same "hey sexy hi u doin" message that you did
- when you are a broke drug dealer... yup I said it... and its most of yall! now when you go to jail you cant even bail yourself out!
- when you are not claiming or taking care of your kids... shit just aint cool.
well.... that is all...
oh and please believe the females got one comin to!
TTFN!
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Current Jamz::
"We Still" - Tamia
Quote of the day::
"imma need you to um.... get your life together IMMEDIATELY"
Posted by Laura at 11:50 PM 4 comments
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Everybody knows... nobody really knows (update on ME)
So... as far as people thinkin I been MIA. HA! FOOLED YOU!
ME! apparently my mixtape is selling out... and apparently I got lots of fans right now. good shit
I kno yall kno this magazine... ong of my dreams was to be in this. well lets just say I'll be in LA feb 7th... SUPER GOOD SHIT!
sooooo.... here are some of my latest shots...
Photographer:: Anthony Collins... LOVES YOU!
Photographer:: Dante Marshall... LOVES YOU 2! lol... from the $10 photoshoot!
ATTENTION PEOPLE Dante is not a thief! you will get ur pics back... dont take "legal action" or anything lol. (ahhh lol that just tickled me)
THROWBACK PIC!
Photographer:: Duane Johnson... POOH! Def put all the girls on blast with his "throwback" facebook album... but I dont mind. I was hot and barely legal! lol
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So this is sum of the stuff I'm feelin right now!
Heres a new song my my buddy... I like it. SO U BETTER LIKE IT TOO!
Click here to listen/download "SAY YOU WILL FT. P.L."
Here is Dj Mo Beatz mixtape... hours and hours and days and days went into this so you should ummmm DOWNLOAD THE SHIT!
CLICK HERE to go to his blog and download the mixtape
I just really love this song :)
Posted by Laura at 11:27 PM 1 comments
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Emotional me... I'll always be that girl!
I know this is gonna start off sounding like a regular "anti men" blog... but its not so just hear me out. lately I have been super emotional. I really just got out a 3 year... well I dont know weather to call it a relationship or a setback. now... it took me 3 years to find my strength because I was looking for "closure". well I finally have that and seriously I just realize it wasnt worth the extra wasted time. Every day waking up not knowing if I will be reminded once again how I wasnt "enough" and how someone else always was and being reminded of how weak I was. always being scared to leave just to find the next guy was gonna be just like him... honestly it was enough to drive a person crazy. but dispite all that... I did love him... once. so no the closure I finally found was not worth all the pain but the experiance of being in love was. I just now almost wish it would have ended sooner... so I wouldnt have all these horrible memories to block out the good ones from way back when. so another guy comes into my life and he's wonderful!... he would probably be more wonderful if I wasnt so crazy. lol. but eventhough things are not ending in a happily ever after this is good enough. they say everyone comes into your life for a purpose well he showed me I deserve for someone to be nice to me :) and thats a great feeling. Hes a wonderful guy... any girl that gets him is lucky as hell.but I do have a friend at the end of it... hopefully lol so thats my thanks to him. at the end of this whole ordeal I just realize I need to focus on myself and be happy with the people god has blessed me with. Love will come if you deserve it. and through everything my friends have been there. They have wiped my tears time and time again but never called me stupid. They have come to my resue whenever I needed. Brought me the flowers a boyfriend never has (paymon lol). spent time with me when I was alone. and I was ALWAYS good enough for them :) I'm prolly gonna get cussed out for even writing all this but he should know I love him... its just I can only be me and I can only make myself forgive so much before its a front.
so my points are at the end of this blog...
dont worry about nobody whos not worried about u
if your a good person you deserve that in return
at the end of they day love aint shit without a friendship and a respect
and sometimes closure is just realizing within yourself its not worth waiting for...
as of right now I am still stuck in detroit
got a test shoot with "SHOW MAGAZINE" on feb 7th... I'm geeked
school starts soon UGH!
My bestie kristen has decided to move to the promise land with me (phoenix)
YAY! I got alot on my plate...
but now I have accepted the fact I will never be a perfect girl
I'll always be ditzy, emotional, and alittle off... and yea sometimes I FREAK OUT!
but I can be happy with that :)
P.S..... Kanye West new album is like a soundtrack for suicide! WTF it makes me super depressed!
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Current Jamz::
"Rehab"- Rihanna
Quote of the Day::
"I'm so startled!" lmao (inside)
Posted by Laura at 11:27 PM 2 comments