Sunday, January 18, 2009

You kno you a weak ass nigga when....

I'm sorry I just felt this necessary. maybe this will inspire some of these young men to get it together and stop being a weak ass.

you kno you a weak ass nigga when....

- when you are LEASING a nice ass car but you still stay in your moms basement (note I said leasing and not buying)

- When you are a... lets just say "hustler" but you still walkin around the mall with NO BAGS!

- When you and yo girl get to the end of the drive thru at wendys and you "left yo wallet at home"

- when you are STILL doin ALL YOU CAN 2 keep them white forces crispy that you bought 3 years ago

- When you cant go a damn day without using something yo girl bought or gave to you but she goes everyday without using anything you bought her

- when you use this weak ass excuse for gettin caught up on facebook "my boy got my password and he just be doin stuff on my page"

- when you keep sayin you gonna go back to school but you been sayin that since you left school 4 years ago!

- when you come at a girl talkin about you got a range... but when its time to go out she gotta pick you up... because your "range" is conveniently in the shop.

- when one of the 1st things you tell a girl is that you "got a record deal"...like most people DONT lie about that...

- When there is always a convenient excuse when your weak-assness shows

- now its ok to talk during sex... but when you KEEP asking if she likes it. thats some weak shit. just DO IT! are you trying to re-assure yourself???

- When you are a FB groupie... if you find the girl attractive more than likely there are 10 more guys that day who thought the same and sent her the same "hey sexy hi u doin" message that you did

- when you are a broke drug dealer... yup I said it... and its most of yall! now when you go to jail you cant even bail yourself out!

- when you are not claiming or taking care of your kids... shit just aint cool.


well.... that is all...

oh and please believe the females got one comin to!

TTFN!

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Current Jamz::
"We Still" - Tamia

Quote of the day::
"imma need you to um.... get your life together IMMEDIATELY"


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4 comments:

MiisS_fAbOLoUsiiTy said...

OMG..laura doll..this is 2 real cause these guys think they got us with their immature lies...hehehe they just dont know we know the game...you have made me wanna do something ima make some shirts w/ the words, weakassness/stupidassness..lol thnkx doll...iLuv it...mwah

Juice said...

oh how the truth hurts for some of the people who read this and wonder..."does she know me personally or something?" lmao... dope man can't bail himself out... lmao!!!

J. McFly said...

Nice blog. Sounds like they need to read my site, MrSwagger.com.

The Aesthetic Leo said...

LOL, you went in on somebody. LOL.

BTW, the new layout is dope hun!!!